More Lily Moments

Lily moments must be remembered forever, and recorded, because they are so darn awesome. She is so witty, if I do say so myself. :)

November 21, 2011:

Lily: “Mother? Oh, mother?”
Mommy: “Yes, daughter?”
Lily: “No, call me ‘Big Girl.’”
Mommy: “Oh, I mean.. Yes, Big Girl?”
Lily: “You are the BEESSTT mommy in the wwhoollllee wide world!!”
Mommy: “Aww, thank you so much, honey.”
Lily: “No, call me ‘Big Girl.’”

November 24, 2011:

Lily: “I only like Ethan.”
Mommy: “Oh? Who’s Ethan?”
Lily: “Ethan is my BOYFRIEND!”
Mommy: “Oh? Does Ethan know that?”
Lily: “No, not yet.”
Mommy: “It might be something he should know about, babe.”

November 27, 2011:

When your 3-year-old randomly says, “I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!!!”…. it sort of makes you suspicious. Just a wee bit.

November 28, 2011:

Mommy: “Lily, can you clean up for lunch, please?”
Lily: “Um, no thanks, Mommy. But thank you for asking.”

Lily: “I can’t WAIT to get married to my REAL prince!!!”
Daddy: “No rush. I really prefer if you wait.”
Lily: “But I just CAN’T wait!!”
Daddy: “Your real prince has to grow up first. He’s as little as you are right now. He has to grow up and become a millionaire first before he can deserve you.”
Lily: “Yeah, and I will be a millionaire first too!”

Rock on, girl.

December 1, 2011:

Daddy: “Do you need to go potty? If you need to go, you should go.”
Lily: “No, thanks. All I need is to fart.”

December 2, 2011:

Lily’s dentist appointment went FANTASTIC today. She was cooperative, got her teeth polished and painted (whatever that means?), no cavities, and opened wide whenever she was asked. She also held conversations like a big girl, and the dentist and his assistant were sooo impressed and enchanted. :) That’s my girl!

*Lily did a GIANT sneeze with food in her mouth…*
Daddy: “AAHH!! You should have covered your mouth…”
Lily: “But then it would have been all over MY arm!!”

December 3, 2011:

Lily taps on Mommy’s shoulder:
Lily: “Say, ‘AAHH!!!!’”
Mommy: “Hmm? Oh, okay…. AAHH!!!!”
Lily: “It’s just me!”
Mommy: “Oh, phew!”
Lily: “You’re silly. Why did you say ‘aahh’? It’s just me.”

Okay, I somehow forgot this our 3y/o is a genius today. She’s figured out there’s a Santa conspiracy, but she’s not quite sure what to make of it yet.

We went to the mall to get her picture retaken with Santa because the first was so ugly and overexposed (her face was as bright as her white sweater), and then went to pick up some groceries at our local PriceSmart, where they also had a Santa. Lily met Mrs. Claus there and scrutinized and interrogated Mrs. Claus about why there were two Santas, and that she just met the first at the mall. Then she went to sit on Santa #2’s lap, and when he asked her what she wanted for Christmas, she said, “I just told you at the mall. You should know.” :P

Then, at the Christmas parade in Langley, there was a THIRD Santa and another Mrs. Claus, who unfortunately didn’t look anything like the first Mrs. Claus. So Lily asked her to reference the conversation they had at PriceSmart earlier in the day.

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